Everyone in the room laughs, except for one young man, Rhys Jaques, who enthusiastically raises his hand.
The others stare at him, and, slowly, calculatingly, a few others raise their hands in agreement. Mr. Wichterman devilishly grins and rubs his hands together in anticipation of the oncoming brawl.
“So my little pessimists, you agree with the old farts like Plato, Socrates, and Hobbes, that people’s good behavior actually only exists for self-interest. That if no one could see what you’re doing, even the most ‘just’ man would be be utterly and honestly selfish.”
Rhys laughs to himself. “100%. We’re all assholes at our core.” He looks at Melange. “Even you, Princess Cares-A-Lot.”
Moans erupt and echo around the table, as hands rocket into the air.
What follows is the first 30 minutes of a measured, meticulous, eight month-long opening of minds, during which each student will come to know more about themselves, and the other nine people in this room, than they ever thought possible.
Who they hate and who they love.
Who’s a friend and who’s a fraud.
Who’s a closet narcissist and who’s in the closet.
Who’s medicated and who should be.
Who wishes they were never born, and who might end up dead.
And, no matter how heated arguments may get, no matter how many tears are shed, Mr. Wichterman will finish each class by having everyone shake hands with each other, yelling at them as they leave:
"We're all still alive, aren't we? Well, thank fucking God."